(Source: cloysterbell)

Just bought tickets to go see Fiona Apple in June and Carrie Underwood in November. 

I am totally the coolest. 

(Source: mindy-grayson)

phineasgirl:

#little dove #because she’s a beautiful thing kept in a cage#little bird #because sandor sees her as someone he can only admire from afar#little flamingo #because flamingos are pink and she’s a redhead #little american bald eagle #because she’s a stark and starks are an endangered species by now#little preying mantis #because she seems relatively harmless until she does kung-fu #little flying squirrel #because she doesn’t seem to be capable of flight until whoah mothafukka she leaps from one tree and is airborne #sansa for all the avian metaphors

(Source: notliketheothers)

I was at Dunkin’ Donuts this morning and a little toddler followed me to my car.

I don’t know if she really liked me or if she just wanted a donut. 

(Source: fymodernfamily)

‘I would do it in my underpants. It’s the Olympic torch. I would probably get a bigger crowd for that’.

Read more: here

(Source: jemmalynette)

(Source: catelynstarking)

wittels:

OH MY GOD